lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

Just wait till you hit 21 and still don’t know what you want to do for the rest of your life even though everyone else you know seems to know what they want and you’re stuck in this endless runt of nothingness….
But no pressure you’ll be fine

1 day ago with 116,757 notes

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

1 day ago with 752,873 notes

[whispers] i miss harry potter

[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER

[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER

[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER

[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER

1 day ago with 47,322 notes

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

there’s a male side of tumblr?

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